Really I mean, do I need to say more?
Just in case your eyes are trying to deceive you because if they didn't at least try to-your head would be exploding, I present to you an actual novel that is available for purchase at a book store: the Tudor (as in Kings/Queens of England) VAMPIRE novel. How silly of me, Henry VIII was a vampire hunter and the queens he beheaded must have been Vampires....OH MY GOD...even for my twisted mind this is just...well, I'm speechless.....
